Had a client meeting this morning – a ribbon cutting ceremony for a new playground… …and decided to learn this selfie thing with my new phone. ..Ugh! Ta-Dah! And I even managed to get my color swatches together. An ole dog can learn new tricks!
My Dream…having good knees enough to wear stilettos… …My Reality…these sturdy clogs make my knees, and thusly me, feel like a million bucks! Ain’t no staircase high enough!
Me to Little Sister noticing she has an accent, ‘So where are you from?’ Little Sister: ‘We’re from Georgia.’ Little Sister laughing because my wearable electric pump sounds funny. Big Sister: ‘Why are you laughing?’ Little Sister: ‘Because her machine made a farting sound.’ Big Sister: ‘Don’t say fart, say pass gas. It’s nicer. Everyone […]
“Okay, where is it?” the mighty Earth asked, “Others will talk and you had it last. Replace it by nightfall or you will pay!” So, the blushing Sky yawned at the end of the day. All the world rumbled. He burped with a boom to swallow the Sun and cough up the Moon.
Stash your deodorant everywhere. Everywhere. There are lovely travel sizes these days. Buy a dozen. Trust me on this. Throw one in your glove compartment. Toss one in your purse. Keep one in your office, at your besties’ homes, by the front door. You’ll be glad you did.